The Best Things In Life Are Free

I want you so baaaddddddd

WHY THE FUCK IS IS SNOWING LIKE THIS OUTSIDE.  FIRST OF ALL IT’S SPRING. SECOND, YOU DUMB WEATHERMEN SAID IT WASN’T GOING TO SNOW LIKE AT ALL IN BOSTON ANYMORE.

IF I WAKE UP TO A FOOT OF HEAVY ASS SNOW IMMA KILL THE SUN. 

I’ve been getting better and better at reading people.  I just keep it to myself cause 9.9 times out of 10 it freaks people out.  

…My walls are impenetrable  

and I want a certain someone to have sex with me but he is far away right meow.  

Well not really, but he has work early !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I legit LOL’d

I’m dying! ROFLMAO